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01-26-08, 12:54 PM
BELIEVE it or not,
These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is your emergency
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is your emergency
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is the nature of your emergency
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
My Personal Favourite
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what’s the nature of your emergency
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster
Dispatcher:! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing
Caller: Running from the Police.
:nosweat::nosweat: :bye1: :nosweat::nosweat:
These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is your emergency
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is your emergency
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is the nature of your emergency
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
My Personal Favourite
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what’s the nature of your emergency
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster
Dispatcher:! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing
Caller: Running from the Police.
:nosweat::nosweat: :bye1: :nosweat::nosweat: